Did you guys miss me?
Hey, I am not boring. I am the opposite boring. You ask anyone and they’ll tell ya’ that Mason Wright is a real entertaining guy.
Believe me, I know that. Our first date was us dressing up as superheroes. Seriously. But does my dad know that?
Did you guys miss me?
It’s only cradle robbing if my victim didn’t come with me willingly. I know, because I looked into it.
Don’t lump me into this, your father likes me and I’d like to keep it that way. I don’t need you tainting my otherwise spotless reputation with the man.
You looked into it? Really? Geesh, there goes my argument.
My father likes everyone. Just don’t become like, his best friend, okay? That’d make things a bit awkward. Your reputation should have a few spots on it. It’s no fun if you’re boring.
Did you guys miss me?
You’re the one that has a thing for old guys like me. What did you do to him that made him do something like that?
Only hot ones. You’re the cradle robber here. Oh, I don’t know. Probably leave to New York with you.
Totally didn’t fall asleep last night.
Hey.
They’re going to be mine! You get so sexy when you talk about cotton candy.
I’m always sexy.
(Source: dana-ford)
Did you guys miss me?
Well babe, I don’t know what to tell you. Great minds think alike.
Whatever. You’re both old, anyways, so it makes sense. Speaking of my dad, I think he ran away.
Hey.
You didn’t make them with that sexy red underwear in your hands, did you?
Maybe…
(Source: dana-ford)
Hey.
Score! It feels good to be right. How did you- how did you know that? Are you psychic? No problemo, mi amiga!
Yeah, yeah, I am. Totally. Fetch my crystal ball, Roberto.
Joking. My mutation is Power/Aura Detection.
(Source: dana-ford)
Did you guys miss me?
You can be whatever you want to be.
Gross. You sound like my dad.
